Diego's Blog

The Proper Cowboy Tour: Lodging

July 28th

Dear Motel 6,

I have no doubt that the previous tenants of room 129 were a pack of sentient, chain smoking dogs, who held an all-night satanic orgy that ended in a bloody, ritual-mass-suicide. I have seen police photos of murder scenes and documentaries about concentration camps that filled me with greater cheer.

I should have reconsidered my stay...

What Day is it, Anyway? Ep.3

July 4th

Episode Three of "What Day Is It, Anyway?", preparing your mind for Proper Cowboy.

What Day is it, Anyway? Ep.2

November 29th

Episode Two of "What Day Is It, Anyway?", preparing your mind for Proper Cowboy.

What Day is it, Anyway? Ep.1

October 27th

Episode One of "What Day Is It, Anyway?", preparing your mind for Proper Cowboy.

Life As A Couch

February 23rd

coach city

As time has passed, my dear boy has started becoming a man. This has led to a number of life changes, deep realizations and side splitting laughter. I hope that I can relate with you here a small fraction of the joys of having a dog. Just two dudes trying to...

What Has Coach Eaten Today?

April 15th

coach on the couchMarch 7 – Coach ate (or drank) an entire bottle of vegetable oil. I'm not sure how he got it, but needless to say he wasn't feeling too good for that entire week. He also had the runs and peed the bed, which i could tell he felt really bad about.

March 14 – Coach ate an entire 1/2...

What Has The Band Eaten This Week?

April 14th

I realized that the only person I know who could challenge my dog in the realm of mouth inhalation is our own drummer Jake Wood. So to augment the chronicles of what Coach is eating, i will relate here what Jake and the rest of the band has eaten. April...